#2: Ensure u don't have a b/f-husband-bitter half dumber than you..or if he is...ermm make sure he is RICH and HANDSOME
#3: Bitchiness kills bitchiness
#4: Most boys are thrilled with the chase...the chase ends, the thrill ends...Keep 'em guessing
#5: The hotter u are..the better your life is...dont forget to put up FB pics once you are hot ;)...let all those losers who dumped you realize what they missed out on
#6: Life isin't rainbows, ponies,candy canes...accept it...the sooner the better...
#7: Your closest galfriends will be there for u always...never underestimate the power of women...NEVER....Tough love WORKS
Corollary: If you have closer guy friends More power to you...they are great too... :)
#8: Learn girl...those jimmy choos, Y'ves saint laurent and those Dior's are your friends...accessorize...accessorize....accessorize
#9: Cute puppies and rabbits you can have as pets...but kids are best admired from afar....
#10: Your career is your best friend...If you kick ass in your career...u kick ass in life gal...learn it sooner or later...but u better well damn learn it
#11: If your boss is a woman make her your mentor ( to keep away the jealousy)..and if its a guy...ermm a li'll harmless flirting never hurt anyone ;)
#12: Family counts...it does...don't get me wrong...they are your biggest strength...just develop your own ideals, be strong , don't let your family's ideals weigh you down and you'll do fine...
#13: Learn that the world doesn't revolve around you...if you are going through tough times....TOUGH LUCK....people will be there to support you...don't take it for granted...and stop wallowing in sadness...the strongest, bravest and most successful women out there have gone through hell and high water...urs is nothing compared to that
#14: DUMP ANY LOOSER...who doesn't respect you, your looks,your career or your choices...tell him ' F*** u bastard...I wasn't put on this earth to please you' ...Wear those RayBans, plug in your ipod and WALK AWAY
Corollary to above: Find a guy who loves you for exactly who you are...compromises are ok...just not too much :)
#1: Be the independent free spirit that you are...travel,learn the guitar, SHOP.....rejoice in your womanhood...Yes U Are Worth It :) ( Yea its numbered 1 for a goddamn reason... :) )
Disclaimer: Not inspired by Women's Day, other blogs, a gal having a bad day,PMS or any other modern feminist movement people might blame this on ;)